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BBQ LOL like the Days of Noah

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      My friends texted me that they were having birthday party at a Korean BBQ for one of my best friends. I asked GOD, “GOD, Are WHEEE (me and GOD) going to her birthday party at the BBQ? as I was walking in the train station parking lot to go to work.   IMMEDIATELY, I saw this license plate.   BBQ LOL WOW GOD HOW DO YOU DO THAT?   That was GOD saying, “Yes Stace WHEEE are going to her party and there will lots of laughing.   I thought, “WOOO HOOO. Let’s go party!” When I get off the train after work, I ALWAYS ask GOD, “Where do WHEEE go now GOD?”   HE said, “Sprouts”   I said, “No GOD, WHEEE have to go to Verizon first because WHEEE have to pay the Internet bill.”   HE said, “Sprouts” again.   I whined, “NO GOD Why are YOU saying Sprouts?   WHEEE have to go to Verizon first to pay the Internet bill.” My roommate was out of town, the bill was late so I had no internet.   I whined, “GOD…. YOU know I like it whe...

40 Day JESUS Water Fast in Egypt = 5 Star Generals

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40 Day JESUS water Fast in Egypt? We want to be 5 Star Generals       GOD said.  “Stace If you want to be like JESUS then you have to do what JESUS did.  FAST for  40   DAYS!  I answered, “Huh? Are you kidding? 40 DAYS!  NO GOD…  PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME….“ But I knew it.  And I’ve been asking GOD what do I have to do for YOU to use me to do MIRACLES.  I want to see MIRACLES.  HEALINGS and DELIVERANCE.  I knew it the day I first read that in the BIBLE when I became a believer almost 14 years ago June 2nd 2004 @ 4:20 pm.  If JESUS had to fast for 40 days, we as Christians surely need to.  This is one of those moments when I have the PEACE THAT SURPASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING. But still wanted to cry.  Or I could just be CRAZY.   Honestly, I don’t know how I’m going do it.  BUT I TRUST GOD....