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Don't FEED the Evil Sugar Monsters? EWWWWW Because they POOP in your BODY

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DON'T FEED THE EVIL SUGAR MONSTERS because THEY POOP IN YOUR BODY!                                  CANDIDA?   A Candida street sign  Are YOU kidding me?   GOD SPANKS ME AGAIN.   But  I KNEW HE would.   This time GOD “SPANKED” me with this Street sign that says Candida. Because the night before, STACEY YADA ATE CAKE.   Yeah Stacey Yada ATE CAKE at our CHURCH Christmas party.   You would think “What’s the big deal?”   But I knew when I ate the cake at the CHURCH Christmas party HE would “spank” me.   Why? Because EVERYONE at my CHURCH knows that I don’t eat THAT STUFF.   THAT STUFF meaning Cakes Cookies, Candy, Chips, Ice Cream, Donuts, Sweets Pastries, Bread, Pasta, Tortillas, Pasteurized Milk anything with sugar, white flour or processed foods because I know it feeds Candida or what I call EVIL SUGAR MONSTERS that causes lots lo...
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